Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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