the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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