Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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