she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
