Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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