your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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