come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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