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Capitaan dildo arrescate!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
honey bunches of taint.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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