i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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