Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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