Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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