She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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