I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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