That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize