i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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