He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I am mentally ready for anal.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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