i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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