I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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