hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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