DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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