So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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