there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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