Sponge bath it is.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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