I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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