is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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