i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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