you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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