when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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