i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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