The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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