But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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