you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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