Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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