i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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