If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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