I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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