what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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