eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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