"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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