Ambien. No doubt about it.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
