in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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