If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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