I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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