eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
be right there i have to get my cape
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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