why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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