I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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