I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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