his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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