That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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