like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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