I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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