i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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