party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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