I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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